The following list is made up of questions that I have. Some of you may be offended so here is your warning. Hopefully, some of you will find yourself either saying "Yeah, me too" or "Oh, I know!" . This is also another vent blog. It's the second round of the playoffs and I am little stressed. So, here it goes
1. Why is there a need for the hands-free hand sanitizer? Even if the pump you have to touch is covered with germs aren't you about to DISINFECT your hands? I will stick with the cheaper GermX pump bottle.
2. Why do some women wear lip liner in shades like brown or dark red then fill in their lips with a light or translucent lipstick? It just looks like they forgot to apply the lipstick.
3. Why do some crappy human beings not put children in car seats? I have actually called the police on some people that I have seen riding around with kids jumping from seat to seat or babies being held and not in a carrier. May be crazy but I always think if those people did end up getting into an accident and the child/children are hurt or killed, then that could have been prevented.
4. Why would you want to put a decal of a young boy peeing on something? No matter how much I dislike something I doubt I will ever relieve myself on it. Just a thought.
5. Why do people put aluminum foil in the windows of their homes? I understand that it blocks out sunlight but for a couple more bucks you can have your very own set of blinds from Dollar General. Leave the foil for kitchen uses and the occasional highlights ;)
6. Why do some women choose to dye their hair that darkest shade of black then throw a big chunk of platinum blonde in the center? The bride-of-Frankenstein/skunk look is not flattering AT ALL!
7. Why do people get upset about other people knowing their "business" when all they do is put their "business" on places such as facebook? Don't put anything private as your status because, in case you didn't realize, hundreds if not thousands of people (friends) can read it.
8. Why do some adult women still wear ribbons in their hair? Unless you are a member of some older women's cheerleading squad the above should not happen.....EVER!
9. Mullets, Skullets (bald on top), or Wollets (women with mullets).........Why?
10. Why would someone want to be able to fit a can of green beans through their earlobe? I don't get the whole gauged-ear thing.
11. Why are some people so unbelievably lazy enough to park in a handicap parking space? Is it really going to kill you to hoof it the extra 20 feet to the entrance? Probably not.
That is all......for now :)
